On MSN, under In Case You Missed It: Bin Laden dead, al-Qaida says: Yup, and the rest of you mofos are next on the list!
From Yahoo!: Dozens of billionaires gather to discuss giving money away: I'll put up a tip jar on my blog right now! Hook a brother up, would ya?
From Excite: Lady Gaga criticizes Arizona immigration laws: Arizona criticizes Gaga's exsistance
Also from Excite: Gas prices expected to drop 50 cents by summer: Halle-fuckin'-lujah!!