Thoughts from Mars: Amusements and Diversions

Random Thoughts...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? George Carlin

What is Foo... and why are we fighting it?? ME

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) Dave Barry

Driving to work the other day I was thinking - Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." Yogi Berra

Looking at detergent in the store I noticed that it was "New and Improved!" I thought to myself, well which is it? Is it new or is it improved, `cuz I don't think it can be both

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." Dan Quayle, Vice President

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