From Bing News -
Yes, Everyone Can Be Stupid for a Minute: Yeah, no shit. I've managed to be stupid for hours, sometimes even days on end!
On MSN, under In Case You Missed It:
Bin Laden dead, al-Qaida says: Yup, and the rest of you mofos are next on the list!
From Yahoo!:
Dozens of billionaires gather to discuss giving money away: I'll put up a tip jar on my blog right now! Hook a brother up, would ya?
From Excite:
Lady Gaga criticizes Arizona immigration laws: Arizona criticizes Gaga's exsistance
Also from Excite:
Gas prices expected to drop 50 cents by summer: Halle-fuckin'-lujah!!
This just in from Bing:
6 things I never knew about Apple: Seeking world domination
; next product is the iClone; they don't have windows at the Cupertino campus, they have portals; everyone must bow and curtsey in the presence of Jobs - or else; never EVER say "but, we don't have an app for that"; and finally according to Jobs, Apple isn't the only thing centered around him - the entire Universe is!
